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The small trailer video thingy has been moved into Contact Info / Websites and this spot has been reserved for...

Some random commenteering. Is that even a word? Some people believe so. And those people are...

Believers! They believe in God, they believe in marriage, they believe in everything except Non-Believing.

Right, now I'll be leaving, like Saint Stephen when he was stoned to death. All that weed man, ready to open that great big Joint Bank Account in the sky.

How do you know heaven is upwards and hell is downwards Nietz?

It doesn't matter, either way they both reside in space, floating about, nowhere to go, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide said the Spaced Out Agents who to be fair, were total gentlemen about the whole sorry affair. But they weren't sorry about the affairs they had had, which was unfair, like the girl with brown hair.

You're tired Nietz, rest those eyes... They are stinging like a jellyfish's eyes must be! Jellyfish are 97% water, I could drink a glass of them and receive a 3% sting in the throat. A frightening prospect like a prostitute that's been pecked to death by hens. They were out on the game again, ironically being pecked by game outside the store GAME. A triple irony! Has such a thing ever been achieved? Were cheese and chives ever eaten by people with aggrevancies and a tendency to observe 10 bellydance acts in quick succession.

Cess was sucked? Eliot Ness had big Man Breasts? That was never proven... Nietzther was it disproven or discredited like disgusting contradictions against credibility. There is nothing more credible than ball sacs that women find edible... Eddie's Bull in a China Shop went in there and was unstop -- Able, and ended up leaving 6 customers permanently disabled. No longer able to be able, only able to be disabled or live a life on a Staple Diet of breadcrumbs, beans, broccoli... They were only allowed to eat foods beginning with B, it was a strange imposition, one that the System never fully understood despite implementing it. Like Lethal Injections that are not actually lethal and leave the victim in agony for hours.

There is nothing worse than injustice, cruelty and barbarity... That is why Barity is now barred from meting out cruelty and injuring Justice. What do you need to treat those wounds Justice. "Erm, just ice please." -- "I Ce what you mean." All those cuts strewn across your butt were put there by a perverse headmaster that wanted head instead of masturbating. He was a master in baiting pupils to give oral pleasure to relieve the sexual pressure. And tension, in exchange for good grades. It was degrading... But de great thing about it was... absolutely nothing. No positive statement to take, not even a forced testimonial complete with exclamation marks and italic font.

Bowyers sausage rolls!? Are you fucking kidding me?! They were fucking crap to the nth degree... But what the fuck is the nth degree? Its an idiom you idiot! Oh Deary, time to die weary with bloodshot eyes.. At least you have got eyes, some of us don't even have empty sockets. The Luck favours the brave, why should you get BitDefender protection for daring to climb that Hill? So many pack and stack houses in the distance, Crowded House, Neil had unFinnished business, his intent to continue from where he left off, right by the side of Nick Seymour.

Time passed, emotions ran high like an Escalator to Heaven, never before have we heaved so much before a big massacre. Acres of massive breasts all in full attendance at the lavish bash, but had to put up with laddish attitudes... Chewed up toilet paper, that bog roll was crammed full of sentiments and statements, Philosophical revolutionaries and... Brown Smears! Toilet humour featuring shit that hums, must have been the Hummus. You shouldn't have eaten it dumb ass! We didn't do nuffink except sit around and wallow all day as much as time would allow the Ol' Nietz of Straw Dog hot sauce to participate in the struggelatine stomach.

So much for an Opus Teaser. This has turned into an hopeless piece a.. Junk! Which has Sunk! Quicker than the Bismarck, Or the pints of beer by that Drunk!

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