• Add Friend
Age / Gender:
34, Male
Globe of Earlobe
All Stats >

I am here to make a difference, isn't that why we're all here?

User Statshot

Community Stats
Level 46 Artist
Normal Whistle
Ranked as Private

Latest News

Martian Lawe

2017-09-10 00:21:51 by nietzlawe


The odds are stacked against these Martians whose angst is artful, Dodger. More twists and turns than Oliver's wrist. Stand and deliberate over whether I’m half as harmful, as I write with everything in my arsenal, something longer than the Diaries of Andy Warhol. I am the dandy highwayman whose work is not eye candy, man, this is eye cancer. This is ripe anger, typed in angelic form, which appeals to those that are high on psychedelic drugs, or other medications. For weeks, months, years, we have dedicated ourselves to this mind porn, and warped the sense of time. The cure is to write more and chase this white rabbit on a high horse, and neck the fucker. But why? This may as well be Sandy's Hook on my hand, a man with so many tricks up his sleeve, not even James Randi could smell the scam. Nietzlawe is rampant, grumpy with gusto, a dumb shit in a slump on a street, drunk, with a trumpet coz he’s no good playing a drum kit. But here is the fun bit, so strap yourself in, sop! let me pop your bubble and lead you down the Ra66i hole to the hidden abbey, with bloated bodies in the fountains, drowning in the thousands... but who’s counting? Time to move mountains, writing is my outlet, I’m still a baby owlet laying my foundations, now I’ve found my station. I’m out of patience. And this is my raison d'être… I’m giving you a taste, masochist or mason? Moloch with a pair of bollocks. Not enough column inches to cover this solemn bingeing. Make yourself sick, like being on a high-speed Virgin train, wishing this journey would end at Penrith, but instead the trip is pending. Bending like a Pendolino, pen graffito, a vent of ego, graphic Raphael graphite, under a lamplight spell with bagpipes blaring, people staring like I've got my backside bare and my Jap's eye spurting. This doesn't even feel right, its downright scary, like upleft variation. All I smell is fear and unrest, like an underage girl under her Uncle's hairy testicles. Grab the scissors, cut them fuckers off, girl! No messing, its time to Fuck the fuckers that have fucked us for years, and stuck drugged bodies in rivers and aqueducts, shrugging off suspicious cynicism, the police, please give your criticism to 'em for being sluggish. Like the Elisa Lam affair, captured on the elevator camera. People everywhere giving their damning verdicts. Are we gonna turn the tide and fight, or hide away from danger? Will the soda tax promote a yoga practice? Nahhh. We'll probably die by Christmas, when the earthquake strikes the isthmus. Heinous Irma doing more damage than a famous German. Faced with the shock, our fates lie in the hands of the Dogs. Wait, pause, I meant paws, not hands! Relax! Everyone knows what you meant. The English language is literal Anglo swish... another one in the basket. Stop it now you're past it! Starving artist, slowly fasting, this holy craft like a footlong hoagie sandwich. My appetite is back, I'm here to advertise the fact that my pact is faustian in nature. Like Andy Kauf, man, catering to minorities rather than majorities. So please take my socio-political commentary and observations with a syringe pinch of salt. Console yourself, you're in control, if you don't like, delete. I don't care how you feel, until you care how I felt when I was reeling, mentally, physically dealing with shit, trying to heal up, instead of keeling over. Feeling old, hopeless, kneeling souless, until I realised the onus was on me.

Land of the Living Experimental Song
Ten Years From Now Experimental Song
Make Our Way Hip Hop - Modern Song
Walker Mitty Ambient Song

Recent Game Medals

Ace of Spades 5 Points Get a single spade in a spin Medal Stats.
Illuminice! 50 Points Play the game between 1st December and 5th January Medal Stats.
Getting good at this 5 Points Reach Level 10 Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
QualityX 5 Points Won Best Photoshop Thread with 'Photoshop Patrick Star'. Medal Stats.
exudaz 5 Points Won Best Thread with 'Let's Play the DeviantArt Gamer'. Medal Stats.
supergandhi64 X3 5 Points Biggest Spammer Medal Stats.
supergandhi64 X4 5 Points Most Overrated Medal Stats.
Sense-Offender 5 Points Most Underrated Medal Stats.
poxpower 5 Points Worst Moderator Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 79 (From 24 different games.)